Who's got the button?

So, your belly button fell off today. Grandma Terry was changing you and said, "Oh her navel is gone. When did it fall off?"

I said, "what do you mean?". I was panicked because Iwanted to keep it. I know it's gross but whatever. You were wearing one of those sweetpea gowns that your dad insisted on you wearing until you are 5 years old and the dried up stinky disgusting navel was rolling around in it and there was dried up blood on you. Delicious.

The good thing about it was now that has fallen off i get to have baths with you and I have been so looking forward to doing that.